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I have inspired a gay porn star to start a bookclub (NSFW) for his fans, a la Oprah Winfrey. His first choice is Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy.

If you see anonymous comments over here from disgruntled porn fans who'd rather tootsie trade than read, you'll know why.

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I deleted my previous entry because I wasn't happy with it. The more I thought about it, the more I felt sick with myself for dipping into the latest celebrity car crash - especially in such a cynical way. I don't read Heat magazine and I have no intentions of starting now. And to make matters worse, I went to a screening + Q&A last night with ( Read more... )

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I'm so mad at God I could scream. I didn't win 100 million pounds last night. I didn't even get a single number right! When you consider that I bought my ticket on my birthday, this is a veritable slap to my face. How dare God deny me this money? Especially when I intended to spend 99% of it on charity? So, basically, God is saying that ( Read more... )

Ooops! I appear to have broken my strong resolve and joined Facebook...

I feel baaah kinda baaah funny now as these baaaaaah old friends of mine climb out of the baaaaaaaaaaaah woodwork.

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It's snowing in London. I only had three hours of sleep last night. I woke up at 7 to grey light pouring into the bedroom and snow flakes hitting the window. Looked outside and saw the city disappearing under a heavy flurry. My first thoughts were for the flowers that bloomed, the creatures that came out of their hibernation this past sunny ( Read more... )

I'm waiting in line at a fruit stall, near St James' Tube station. I want to buy an apple. There's a sign right beside the apples that says "please do not touch". But I'm buying the apple, so surely I can pick it up and pay for it ( Read more... )